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[DTAS] Gen Eve

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WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« on: February 11, 2015, 17:33:57 »
WTB GOONIE TEARS!

Any goonie rant or tears in local, copy paste here in this post or better yet, print screen and upload link here.  Goonie treas can give us lots of publicity and ISK.  So start creating tears.  I have a feeling this will be fun.

How?

Read below mail.

Gen

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Goon tears
From: Gevlon Goblin
Sent: 2015.02.11 06:43
To: Gen Eve, 
Hi,

I've been thinking why CODE gets so much donations (540B at the moment) http://www.minerbumping.com/2015/02/over-five-hundred-forty-seven-billion.html
and MoA does not. Most of your donations are from me.

Then I saw that minerbumping.com is providing them carebear tears and I only provide numbers. Sure, a chart where MoA kills more than PL+NC.+Nulli is fine for me, but for the average dude it's just "meh chart".

The idea is if some Goonies provide tears to MoA, the members should screenshot it and send it to me and I publish them. Then people will be more likely to donate because they will see that it's working. It's hard to understand that "1.6T destroyed in a year" is "meaningless", "dude cries over losing an Isthar" is proof, but most people are dumb. They want tears. Let's give them!

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2015, 18:12:14 »
This should be fun...

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2015, 18:32:35 »
ha ha this is going to be epic !

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2015, 19:10:18 »
Can't wait, love goonie tears, they're so sweet XD

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2015, 20:04:10 »
[03:49:05] Dogan Malkavian > MASS I knew you couldn't spell, but appearently you can't read either


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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2015, 20:10:48 »
Zaepho > Link the kill once you blow up whatever idiot was AFK


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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2015, 21:35:19 »
ImAGayFish > MASSADEATH  how about get fucked?

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2015, 21:52:37 »

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2015, 22:23:33 »
Full Local Log:  http://pastebin.com/UwW4eeyA

The good parts:

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[ 2015.01.24 23:04:07 ] MASSADEATH > Kill: Alex Shinzua (Rattlesnake) HAULING SNAKES
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:14 ] Ted McManfist > mercy killing
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:16 ] Ransu Asanari > GOOD THING HE HAD THOS ISTABS
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:22 ] Ambassador Udina > Ted McManfist i think you need to start kicking your alliance buddies
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:25 ] Alp Khan > GUYS LET'S EVAC TO JITA
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:29 ] MASSADEATH > [03:49:05] Dogan Malkavian > MASS I knew you couldn't spell, but apparently you can't read either
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:29 ] Ambassador Udina > your alliance seems to be full of crap
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:31 ] Ransu Asanari > BUT HEY ITS OK YOU HAVE SOV RITE?!
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:33 ] Alp Khan > MOA IS KILLING SHITFIT SHIPS hurr
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:33 ] MASSADEATH > [03:49:05] Dogan Malkavian > MASS I knew you couldn't spell, but appearently you can't read either
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:34 ] Alp Khan > hahahaha
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:35 ] Praxander > Alp Khan RAGE BRO

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[ 2015.01.24 23:06:07 ] MASSADEATH > Kill: Spectre Gates (Archon) ANOTHER TASTY TREAT
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:08 ] Ransu Asanari > killing off your weak
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:11 ] Hugo Stiglitz01 > Kill: Spectre Gates (Archon)
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:11 ] Ransu Asanari > soon you will be strong bees
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:13 ] Ted McManfist > you are helping me

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[ 2015.01.24 23:18:56 ] Ransu Asanari > Kill: Innokin Decker (Noctis) another valued ally helped
[ 2015.01.24 23:19:09 ] MASSADEATH > bammm head shot top DPS
[ 2015.01.24 23:19:35 ] Doctor Chalke > our noctis backbone
[ 2015.01.24 23:19:41 ] Hugo Stiglitz01 > Kill: Innokin Decker (Noctis)
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:01 ] Ransu Asanari > Who uses Noctis these days?  Welcome back to 2010?
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:15 ] Ransu Asanari > All that loot and salvage.... so worth it these days
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:40 ] Alp Khan > Fuck, a NOCTIS KILL
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:52 ] Alp Khan > It is such a challenge to kill a Noctis
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:53 ] Ransu Asanari > Alp Khan did you recruit him?
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:57 ] Morkfang Lovelace > that's hardcore pvp
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:59 ] Innokin Decker > i hope so
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:13 ] Ransu Asanari > Hey Battle Noctis is nothing to laugh at
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:15 ] Alp Khan > It is like, MoA #1 Noctis hunters ahahahahahahaha
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:23 ] Praxander > Alp Khan good one
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:26 ] Ted McManfist > they will attack a noctis.  can't shoot back
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:26 ] Praxander > you're doing better
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:27 ] Ransu Asanari > more like someone's fllying a noctis ahahahahahaha
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:28 ] Praxander > keep trying
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:35 ] Alp Khan > I don't have to try

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2015, 20:41:11 »
nawor100 > goon pusseys
DrButt Drugs > nawor100  do you mind bro
DrButt Drugs > im trying to collect isk here
nawor100 > goon pusseys
Ted McManfist > Really?
nawor100 > do i mind
nawor100 > lol




[PBAU] Ransu Asanari

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2015, 23:43:43 »


This was after a few skirmishes in EC-P8R.  We had gone home, and SMA came with a Hawk/Firetail fleet.  We quickly formed Cerbs, and chased them off.  Considering the number we had in fleet, it was fair - in the past we've done this and they managed to kill a Cerb or a Scimitar, and won the ISK war. 

Battle Report:  https://pbau.zkillboard.com/br/27472/

But boy were they salty about it.

Gotta love Gumby's comment - "What do you want me to undock? Rifters?

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2015, 23:54:18 »
Logic Smash.

So we have a Cormorant Fleet heading towards EC-8PR and our scouts find a Firetail fleet with Caracal support already there.  We stack up in the EWOK gate and it's a Texican Standoff.  I jump in with my Raptor, and they're all zero on the gate:



[01:44:37] Ransu Asanari > JUMP IN COWARDS

So it sits like that for a while, we call for Cerbs to come from 5ZXX to back us up to take on the Caracals.

They jump in and headshot the FC, so we warp off, Gumby takes one of the other Cormorants.

[02:07:50] Apollo Rotineque> moa always runs

Except we didn't.  We warped back at range, started sniping them with Cormorants, the Cerbs came in and started killing stuff too.  Eventually they are the ones to run with their Caracals between their legs.  We catch a bunch, one of them sits zero on gate and kills Gumby (again) and we kill him for the trouble.

Battle Report:  https://pbau.zkillboard.com/br/27264/



So later on an Enyo Roam, that Xander Vaude guy gets all salty in Local about it again.. some guys just can't let stuff go.



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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2015, 23:55:26 »
So if they keep spinning the "MOA Always Runs" narrative, be sure to throw it back in their faces when we dunk them and they have to run.

NO DON'T RUN SMA, WHAT ABOUT YOUR NARRATIVE?  MOA ALWAYS RUNS RIGHT?!

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2015, 22:39:14 »
New SMA Recruitment Strategy:  FREE INSTANT SRP ON DUMB RATTING CARRIER LOSSES

Right after these kills:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44703819/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44703880/


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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2015, 22:51:59 »
Somewhere in a Goon Ratting system, far, far, away...(JU-OWQ)

[17:36:16] Ferguson Smash > i get to NOT mine
[17:36:24] Ferguson Smash > :cripes:
[17:36:33] M'Kayi Kasic > \O/  OP SUCCESS


[17:36:52] Ferguson Smash > you're fucking with my isk per hour

[17:36:59] Tina McManfist > I hear there is this magical place called "other systems"
[17:37:19] M'Kayi Kasic > Your saying you want me to leave?

[17:37:22] Akenema Erquilenne > didnt want that free afk isk anyway

[17:39:52] Panicus > guess the donkey show is cancel today

[17:39:53] th748 > ratters need isk to pvp lol

[20:29:54] DragonstarSunsoar >M'Kayi Kasic fucking up my jewing
[20:29:57] DragonstarSunsoar > Go away
 ;D
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety..-Benjamin Franklin

The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Princess Leia

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2015, 06:01:42 »
SMA brings a Hawk fleet to our house.  We undock Cerbs.  They run around a bit while we grab a few stragglers, then they run home.

[05:39:41] Ransu Asanari > NO DON'T RUN WHAT ABOUT YOUR NARRATIVE
[05:47:13] Bridget Fleise > lol, bring that crappy fleet against 15 frigs, you losers
[05:47:31] Ransu Asanari > Please undock more Maurauders when we come to your house to fight Assault Frigates


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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2015, 08:39:10 »

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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2015, 10:45:01 »


Nuf say'

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2015, 17:12:00 »
 2015.02.21 13:19:24 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : JE-D5U
[ 2015.02.21 13:19:34 ] Craftyslyfox Skir > Elana Su follow me
[ 2015.02.21 13:19:46 ] Elana Su > r6
[ 2015.02.21 13:20:15 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : R6XN-9
[ 2015.02.21 13:21:08 ] Elana Su > 3v8?
[ 2015.02.21 13:21:31 ] Elana Su > so you know I don't have back up
[ 2015.02.21 13:23:21 ] Elana Su > gf gf
[ 2015.02.21 13:23:26 ] Craftyslyfox Skir > anti-matter...
[ 2015.02.21 13:23:28 ] Craftyslyfox Skir > gf
[ 2015.02.21 13:23:46 ] Craftyslyfox Skir > set up for me lol pretty sad
[ 2015.02.21 13:23:58 ] Elana Su > well, you took it :)
[ 2015.02.21 13:24:17 ] Craftyslyfox Skir > i did just for a fight i do it all the time
[ 2015.02.21 13:24:31 ] Elana Su > gfanyway o/
[ 2015.02.21 13:24:45 ] Craftyslyfox Skir > try a potluck fight next time niub, gf

http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=27583521

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2015, 04:08:36 »
[04:00:39] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : O1Y-ED
[04:03:40] Alec16 > goly shit moa isnt in frigates, im impressed
[04:04:26] forgottenone Udan > hehehehe
[04:04:48] Corey Edward > sma is still in station tho
[04:05:03] Alec16 > thats because we are all carebares
[04:05:16] Corey Edward > i know...its adorable
[04:05:30] Corey Edward > <3
[04:05:45] Alec16 > red crosses = good times, red squares = run away

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2015, 07:40:38 »
[07:33:44] Jack Toriko > hey can i get help plz
[07:34:04] Jack Toriko > at roir-y gate thre are 3 enemys here im locked
[07:34:07] Atreon Sek'Hyren > i'll help you kill these rats
[07:34:15] Jaedes > sure...one sec
[07:34:24] Jack Toriko > yeah well idk how long ill hold here :P
[07:34:33] Jack Toriko > make that 4 people now
[07:35:26] Jack Toriko > yeah dont come lol
[07:35:36] Jaedes > you are ok
[07:35:40] Jaedes > he's ok
[07:36:04] Jaedes > he made it



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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2015, 04:25:33 »
[03:16:25] mirae asset > I don't understand
[03:16:35] mirae asset > Why fucking stupid MOA fight against me
[03:16:45] mirae asset > Now time
[03:17:21] Nyx Thumper > Dont like it. You know where the gates are
[03:22:34] mirae asset > So just fuck out of here
[03:22:37] mirae asset > just do mission



[03:47:25] mirae asset > <url=showinfo:1375//94050765>Nyx Thumper</url>
[03:47:27] mirae asset > I told you
[03:47:31] mirae asset > get the fuck out of here
[03:47:37] mirae asset > and just do mission
[03:49:24] Nyx Thumper > This is far more fun
« Last Edit: February 26, 2015, 04:37:09 by [PBAU] Nyx Thumper »

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2015, 15:50:19 »

this was still funny

Ina Nyx > help, tackled in the belt >>>>>. a red
Doovde Alldamoney > die quietly>>>>>>another red to the above

[PBAU] Ransu Asanari

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2015, 09:23:10 »
Lets see how much the CFC downvote brigade gets me this time:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2xjrbv/psa_when_they_tell_you_wait_never_wait/

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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2015, 07:23:40 »