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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2015, 07:48:47 »
Guys, let's be kind and gentle to animals!




Not acceptable






On second thoughts, fuck the space faggots monkeys, i love their hate mails and tears!! 8) 8)

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2015, 15:34:30 »
Read this one... they are DIEING for content



Baby Lemba > Hey what time can you guys actually fight in?
MASSADEATH > what time?
Baby Lemba > yea
MASSADEATH > we dont do staged fights?
Baby Lemba > no faggot
Baby Lemba > but you do want to fight something other than blobs yes?
MASSADEATH > your blobs? yes we try to avoid CFC blobs
Baby Lemba > sigh
Baby Lemba > Do you want to fucking talk like a human?
MASSADEATH > no idea what you are talking about
Baby Lemba > Korean college finals are up this weekend
Baby Lemba > and we want to fight shit other than blopsing your dudes
MASSADEATH > you know where we live
Baby Lemba > yes and I know that when we go there with 3 dudes you sit there and do shit
Baby Lemba > so im fucking telling you
Baby Lemba > we are bringing shit to your doorstep
Baby Lemba > no cfc gay ass blobs
MASSADEATH > we are under no obligation to fight you....
Baby Lemba > man fights
MASSADEATH > ohh CFC man fights
MASSADEATH > you guys blob us every day
Baby Lemba > no
Baby Lemba > CFC man fights are retarded
MASSADEATH > you have 30,000 members
Baby Lemba > this will be our corporation
Baby Lemba > vs you
MASSADEATH > if its a equal fight you cant beat us
Baby Lemba > hahahaah
Baby Lemba > goood
Baby Lemba > think that way
Baby Lemba > and we'll see you next week
MASSADEATH > you will just escalate and drop on us
Baby Lemba > nope
MASSADEATH > thats why you dont get fights
Baby Lemba > no drops
Baby Lemba > no CFC faggotry
MASSADEATH > hang around next week... maybe you will get a few fights

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2015, 03:04:54 »
fozzie sov goon tears :)

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No joke, yes I hate it more than Dominion sov.

I'm being told to go rat and mine in order to keep my space. Do you know how terrible that is? I just really reject that "lived in" isn't binary - we're having to "live in" space "more" for a traditional PvP capture mechanic.

Oh, and for defending my space I get my space and that's it. The attacker has to give up nothing. If they were having to bet money after reinforce to trigger the next stage or something maybe, but right now, defenders who should be at a major advantage of holding space they fought and grinded for are having to kick interceptors off sov structures for the entirety of the primetime just to not have to deal with days more harassment.

Plus, we have a few timers that have been open for 5d. If that doesn't indicate nobody wants to take space, I don't know what does. Dominion Sov was structured and relatively quick, Aegis Sov after the first week seems like it's just going to be littered with half-completed timers because nobody wants space.

Edit: And a criticism of the Duality test - not having to constantly grind indices hid the major problem of the system. The test was flawed, which is one of many reasons why PL won a PvE-based Sov competition.

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2015, 01:54:30 »
Since I started occupying Deklein...

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[16:37:19] Lolly NET > Ghost Prophet give up now and save yourself from a fiery death
[16:43:54] Ghost Prophet > you're adorable

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[17:22:21] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : E3UY-6
[17:27:05] Moomin Amatin > Ghost Prophet are you lost?
[18:24:51] Kabuloso111 >E3UY-6 Ghost Prophet and a mobile warp disruptor on d-scan

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[18:25:55] Tetrach Naari > mordus angel ssuck
[18:36:47] Tetrach Naari > dont u wanna go back to low?  Ghost Prophet must be lonly here for guys like u

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[16:50:02] Lord AluCkard > http://i.imgur.com/KMeL2.jpg
[17:24:40] JohnHoe > Ghost Prophet lose any freighters today?
[19:05:38] Ghost Prophet > JohnHoe hard to lose anything while in goon space
https://zkillboard.com/kill/48103102/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/48103111/
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[20:29:17] Ghost Prophet > JohnHoe what happened? i thought you were here to stop me

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2015, 14:26:24 »

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #55 on: July 31, 2015, 16:44:16 »
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
From:
   
Alex Totentanz
Sent:
   
2015-07-31 14:15:00
 
Kill: Winet (Capsule)

Winet got caught by accident by MOA scum.

I ask you to donate some of your iskies to recover that loss for him...

Every Isk counts, even small amounts.

We be very kind of you.

Greetings

Alex Totentanz from LOG

(LOG Rulez)
 

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #56 on: August 01, 2015, 00:54:46 »
Cietra > pathetic npc dweller

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2015, 01:14:16 »
Fucking hate it, but I've come to accept it as part of the steady, irreversible decline in the quality of Eve.

    The risk to attack sov is way too small. Sov trolling is a thing, but right now we are able to handle them, even if most of us really don't want to. When Fleetwarp to Results is removed we won't be able to anymore but I don't expect this to not be removed. Bad proposed changes are inevitable these days.

    We did a fleet last night to take back a system of ours in Pure Blind. What would have been a 20min op using supercaps last night was an hour-and-a-half ordeal of sitting there mostly AFK while a paltry hostile force smugged about some dumbfuck cynabal kill they got 3 jumps over. They tried to kill my drake and failed miserably.

    DBRB and I did a sov thing in 3V8 last night. I brought a real fleet of 50 vs two shitty fleets of 30 5mil ISK destroyers, was outnumbered, still had very little fun because we kinda just sat there chasing down one hostile fleet while the other one blueballed anyway. I soloed part of a Cormorant fleet with a single Abaddon. It felt like a massive waste of time for most of my fleet and I'd rather have not done it, but only did because dealing with one stupid node is way easier than ten.

    My skirmish command group is becoming less and less active because chasing no-fight Svipul gangs or uncatchable Interceptors is not fun, and that's all we ever run into.

    Interceptors should lose their warp immunity, they're fucking retarded and have been ever since they got warp immunity. I don't have any hope this will happen though.

    Jump fatigue/SpaceAIDS on subcaps/jump bridges is shitty beyond shit. I can't relate in words how disappointing it is to have a great network that I can barely use to defend my space. I've been forced to keep fleets out longer than I'd like to just to avoid getting double-doses of spaceaids.

    I fully expect that replacing the current stations with destructible citadels will result in us mass-moving all of our shit to NPC stations. There is no way we would ever leave trillions of ISK in a place where total loss is even remotely possible. NPC nullsec still has too many advantages. But, hey, one single hackerceptor can threaten a hundred titans' worth of stuff.

    tldr: I've lost all confidence in CCP because stupid changes keep going through despite plainly obvious reasons to not go through, and massive player resistance too. The sandbox is not really a sandbox anymore and CCP's design goals do not have a single "sandbox" aspect to it, but instead, are a giant experiment in social engineering. Nail meet head. Our ships are uglier, neocom icons more confusing, sov feels like a massive waste, supercaps are used more for decloaking solo-cloakers than actual shooting. There was no hype, and for good reason.

But hey, ~small gang warfare~ is a thing now, even though it's still more boring than ever before.

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2015, 10:53:15 »
That's beautiful massa the goons have really been banging the drum about interceptor nullification and npc station advantage
lately on their propaganda site and twitch shows even bringing the 'issue' up with ccp staff.

The only real interceptor gangs that hurt them are MOA gangs the NPC stations that have to many advantages or MOA occupied stations.
Not bad for irrelevant npc trash.

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2015, 01:53:18 »
it's ... really beautiful !!!

listen dude , they can't deal with trollceptor...
OMG , inty TOO stronk

"oooh wait , we have thing like EAF and huggin&shit to deal with that , don't you ?"
"eeeerm....maybe ?"

'ooooh ! and see , blops and covert portal have 50% reduced jump fatigue , why we dont use them ?"
"eeerm...because SUPER !!'

i'm glad to see that the game is turning more about small group and fuck the blobs  , it's really giving a breath for everyone , and in everything

:D

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2015, 04:03:31 »
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Re: Your bio
From: Crimson Draufgange
Sent: 2015.09.01 03:28
To: Jarna, 

Mad? :D

Oh Jarna, please cry some more. :] ♥

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Re: Your bio
From: Jarna
Sent: 2015.09.01 03:19
To: Crimson Draufgange, 

Of course, you gotta be a dick about it. So you killed a hauler. Awesome job. Your PvP skills are so awesome.
I also know exactly what I lost, don't need you to send me the killmail
I concede and have no problems with that part, I'll just buy a PLEX and offset your petty shit.

Just because you can be a dickhead, doesn't mean you gotta be.

I'm just trying to play out here; why don't you go to the front lines where the real threat is.
Most people out here just want to have access to better resources and could give a shit about your cry-baby war.


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Your bio
From: Crimson Draufgange
Sent: 2015.09.01 02:51
To: Jarna, 

Lovely bio you have there. I find it to be very appropriate, especially after...

Kill: Jarna (Sigil)

http://i.imgur.com/5iNsbTA.gif

Check his bio. Freakin hilarious.  ;D

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #61 on: October 04, 2015, 21:34:04 »
« Last Edit: October 04, 2015, 21:35:39 by [MASAD] Samael Curtis »

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2015, 10:44:00 »

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2015, 19:08:57 »
Land in a belt as mining barge warps away.

[ 2015.11.05 00:02:45 ] Meddoks Whitestar > Akballah Kassan hey
[ 2015.11.05 00:03:00 ] Meddoks Whitestar > fu
[ 2015.11.05 00:03:04 ] Meddoks Whitestar > ))
[ 2015.11.05 00:03:21 ] Akballah Kassan > :(

So I leave system and return a few minutes later to see if he's out mining again. I land in the belt and he lands on top of me a few seconds later. As I tackle and start to melt him a Nemesis land 20 km away and starts attacking me. Anyway they both die to my trusty Coercer, although I'm left in deep structure. The Nemesis pilot was polite enough but the miner wasn't.

https://beta.eve-kill.net/kill/49993676/
https://beta.eve-kill.net/kill/49993682/

[ 2015.11.05 00:08:20 ] Neverblu > noooooooo go backkk
[ 2015.11.05 00:09:25 ] Akballah Kassan > gf
[ 2015.11.05 00:09:36 ] Neverblu > lol jesus no one pays attention, gf
[ 2015.11.05 00:10:08 ] Akballah Kassan > :)
[ 2015.11.05 00:10:59 ] Meddoks Whitestar > only thing u can do kill miners??
[ 2015.11.05 00:11:02 ] Meddoks Whitestar > you sucker
[ 2015.11.05 00:11:06 ] Akballah Kassan > correct
[ 2015.11.05 00:11:09 ] Akballah Kassan > and bombers
[ 2015.11.05 00:11:22 ] Meddoks Whitestar > no life schoolboy?
[ 2015.11.05 00:11:24 ] Neverblu > and me attempting to save your ass in a bomber...lol
[ 2015.11.05 00:11:33 ] Neverblu > =D

He reships into a Drake expecting me to engage him in my ripped up ship.

[ 2015.11.05 00:12:00 ] Meddoks Whitestar > fled like a bitch huh?
[ 2015.11.05 00:12:12 ] Akballah Kassan > well i am in deep structure . . . .
[ 2015.11.05 00:12:20 ] Meddoks Whitestar > coward

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2015, 14:19:09 »
Heading home from a roam deep into goonie land, we come across a slippery (stabbed) hauler. We chase him through several systems as he goads us:
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[ 2015.11.08 00:15:04 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : DO6H-Q
[ 2015.11.08 00:15:54 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : U-INPD
[ 2015.11.08 00:16:41 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : A8I-C5
[ 2015.11.08 00:17:22 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : C-H9X7
[ 2015.11.08 00:18:04 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : ION-FG
[ 2015.11.08 00:18:51 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : BDV3-T
[ 2015.11.08 00:19:38 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : WW-KGD
[ 2015.11.08 00:20:26 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : XQ-PXU
[ 2015.11.08 00:21:07 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : CR-AQH
[ 2015.11.08 00:21:36 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : R-2R0G
[ 2015.11.08 00:21:54 ] AntiChrist DemonKing > keep up

But then:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/50052095/

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[ 2015.11.08 00:22:15 ] Zarek RedHill > gf
[ 2015.11.08 00:22:21 ] Akballah Kassan > :)
[ 2015.11.08 00:22:50 ] AntiChrist DemonKing > lol unarmed of course for you guys it was a "good"  fight
[ 2015.11.08 00:22:51 ] Kinis Deren > lulz
[ 2015.11.08 00:22:57 ] Kinis Deren > gf
[ 2015.11.08 00:22:57 ] Fragwit > did we keep up enough ?
[ 2015.11.08 00:22:58 ] Zarek RedHill > was a fun chase

This goon wannabee seems to have forgotten the cardinal rule of EVE: When you undock, you consent to PVP, regardless if your ship is armed or not.

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2016, 20:40:47 »
I've posted this in alliance before, but Gen Eve commanded me to post these tasty Child D'Salty tears here :)







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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2016, 20:42:09 »
And some more (unrelated) Child D'Salty tears



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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2016, 21:32:06 »
chlio d'splina > no tears at all you ignorant fool
chlio d'splina > you know when you take a shit, and you wipe your ass, and wipe and wipe and wipe, but that paper just wont stop showing shit on it, i imagine thats how you are  <url=showinfo:1373//2017978329>MASSADEATH</url> , just wont stfu


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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2016, 23:22:15 »

[23:14:53] Akballah Kassan > <url=killReport:52220016:f2f532169e0d80340132a108b7bb3b601edf4c76>Kill: superhacker (Vexor Navy Issue)</url>  <url=killReport:52219999:43059c082b6805abe00d7e5e303071915cc66b8e>Kill: Sasha Starfyre (Tengu)</url>
[23:18:33] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > and i remember i saw u guys enter system so i log this chapacter off
[23:18:39] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > you guys have no right to get my tengu!
[23:18:42] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > ccp will make it right
[23:18:46] Sergei Veydin > I'm off guys, cya later o/
[23:18:49] Akballah Kassan > oh lol send tears
[23:19:11] Safour > nn all, gootta log
[23:19:13] Safour > tnx FC
[23:19:14] Tally Blue > Tally Blue > if you log off with agro then you don't disappear
[23:19:19] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > fuck
[23:19:20] Tally Blue > lol
[23:19:23] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > so pay me isk then
[23:19:29] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > becaue i dont deserd to die
[23:19:33] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > its the argo
[23:19:44] Tally Blue > Tally Blue > you can always buy a permit from us to rat
[23:19:53] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > i paid
[23:20:09] Tally Blue > Tally Blue > paid who? you have to pay MOA
[23:20:25] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > u know what happend
[23:20:27] Tally Blue > Sasha Starfyre > just keep acting like i didnt paid
[23:20:38] Tally Blue > Tally Blue > I'll check, who did you pay?

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2016, 23:29:55 »

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2016, 02:04:23 »
The day comes, a hurricane fleet is called, I'm thinking "Oh this is it!" The fleet has 200+ ships. We go GATECAMP MOA for two fucking hours, then go back to Saranen. Big strike two.

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Re: WTB GOONIE TEARS!
« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2016, 19:00:46 »
[–]NedFlanders9000 3 points 1 hour ago

Beaten by moa. Hoe does it feel?

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[–]ReagalanGoonswarm Federation 2 points 1 hour ago

Like a fire ant crawled into my urethra. The harder I try to piss it out, the more it bites. Now my cock is swollen to twice it's size, totally unusable, and there's a line of like 20 dudes on the undock waiting to suck it.

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