Why do we never catch someone like this ;_;

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46058586/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/330y2s/17_bill_sma_vindicator_dies/

Hope he had his SRP Insurance up to date

Mordus Angels - "We are here to help"

Lets see how much the CFC downvote brigade gets me this time:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2xjrbv/psa_when_they_tell_you_wait_never_wait/

New SMA Recruitment Strategy:  FREE INSTANT SRP ON DUMB RATTING CARRIER LOSSES

Right after these kills:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44703819/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44703880/

Logic Smash.

So we have a Cormorant Fleet heading towards EC-8PR and our scouts find a Firetail fleet with Caracal support already there.  We stack up in the EWOK gate and it's a Texican Standoff.  I jump in with my Raptor, and they're all zero on the gate:



[01:44:37] Ransu Asanari > JUMP IN COWARDS

So it sits like that for a while, we call for Cerbs to come from 5ZXX to back us up to take on the Caracals.

They jump in and headshot the FC, so we warp off, Gumby takes one of the other Cormorants.

[02:07:50] Apollo Rotineque> moa always runs

Except we didn't.  We warped back at range, started sniping them with Cormorants, the Cerbs came in and started killing stuff too.  Eventually they are the ones to run with their Caracals between their legs.  We catch a bunch, one of them sits zero on gate and kills Gumby (again) and we kill him for the trouble.

Battle Report:  https://pbau.zkillboard.com/br/27264/



So later on an Enyo Roam, that Xander Vaude guy gets all salty in Local about it again.. some guys just can't let stuff go.

Full Local Log:  http://pastebin.com/UwW4eeyA

The good parts:

[ 2015.01.24 23:04:07 ] MASSADEATH > Kill: Alex Shinzua (Rattlesnake) HAULING SNAKES
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:14 ] Ted McManfist > mercy killing
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:16 ] Ransu Asanari > GOOD THING HE HAD THOS ISTABS
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:22 ] Ambassador Udina > Ted McManfist i think you need to start kicking your alliance buddies
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:25 ] Alp Khan > GUYS LET'S EVAC TO JITA
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:29 ] MASSADEATH > [03:49:05] Dogan Malkavian > MASS I knew you couldn't spell, but apparently you can't read either
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:29 ] Ambassador Udina > your alliance seems to be full of crap
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:31 ] Ransu Asanari > BUT HEY ITS OK YOU HAVE SOV RITE?!
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:33 ] Alp Khan > MOA IS KILLING SHITFIT SHIPS hurr
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:33 ] MASSADEATH > [03:49:05] Dogan Malkavian > MASS I knew you couldn't spell, but appearently you can't read either
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:34 ] Alp Khan > hahahaha
[ 2015.01.24 23:04:35 ] Praxander > Alp Khan RAGE BRO

[ 2015.01.24 23:06:07 ] MASSADEATH > Kill: Spectre Gates (Archon) ANOTHER TASTY TREAT
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:08 ] Ransu Asanari > killing off your weak
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:11 ] Hugo Stiglitz01 > Kill: Spectre Gates (Archon)
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:11 ] Ransu Asanari > soon you will be strong bees
[ 2015.01.24 23:06:13 ] Ted McManfist > you are helping me

[ 2015.01.24 23:18:56 ] Ransu Asanari > Kill: Innokin Decker (Noctis) another valued ally helped
[ 2015.01.24 23:19:09 ] MASSADEATH > bammm head shot top DPS
[ 2015.01.24 23:19:35 ] Doctor Chalke > our noctis backbone
[ 2015.01.24 23:19:41 ] Hugo Stiglitz01 > Kill: Innokin Decker (Noctis)
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:01 ] Ransu Asanari > Who uses Noctis these days?  Welcome back to 2010?
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:15 ] Ransu Asanari > All that loot and salvage.... so worth it these days
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:40 ] Alp Khan > Fuck, a NOCTIS KILL
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:52 ] Alp Khan > It is such a challenge to kill a Noctis
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:53 ] Ransu Asanari > Alp Khan did you recruit him?
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:57 ] Morkfang Lovelace > that's hardcore pvp
[ 2015.01.24 23:20:59 ] Innokin Decker > i hope so
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:13 ] Ransu Asanari > Hey Battle Noctis is nothing to laugh at
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:15 ] Alp Khan > It is like, MoA #1 Noctis hunters ahahahahahahaha
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:23 ] Praxander > Alp Khan good one
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:26 ] Ted McManfist > they will attack a noctis.  can't shoot back
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:26 ] Praxander > you're doing better
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:27 ] Ransu Asanari > more like someone's fllying a noctis ahahahahahaha
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:28 ] Praxander > keep trying
[ 2015.01.24 23:21:35 ] Alp Khan > I don't have to try